One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of  the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the  building materials for his home. She read,"...And so the pig went up to  the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but  may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused  then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"

One  little boy raised his hand, "I think he said, 'Holy Sh*t, a talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to continue reading the story for the next 10 minutes.