Women of Oregon, beware the ides of July!  The greatest presidential sexual predator in American history will be in town on Friday the 19th!  The stated purpose of his trip is a campaign fundraiser for Democrat candidates, including Bill Bradbury, who is running for Gordon Smith's senate seat.

Seats will definitely be on the menu at the Hilton this week.

But, Oregon Magazine wants to make it clear that profligate philandering is not the complete story of this legendary Don Juan.  Too much press time was devoted to this facet of the man.  Here's the rest of the story.
 

 Bill Clinton's first major non-sex act as president was to fire the federal attorney in every state who was not a lockstep follower of his, and replace them with lawyers who were.  It was an unprecedented move, and CYA on a national scale.  Next, he allowed his wife to hold secret meetings in an attempt to pull off a government takeover of one-seventh of the U.S. economy with the creation of socialized medicine.  (Was this before she fired the White House travel staff and then sent the IRS after the ones who complained, or did that happen later?  There's so much to remember.)

Next, in collaboration with the then Democrat-controlled congress, he saw to the passage of perhaps the largest single tax increase in American history.  Part of this package limited corporate deductions for the paychecks of CEO's to one million dollars per year -- which resulted in the switch to stock options for top executive compensation.  Do you understand what you just read?  Have you seen anything about executive stock options in the news, lately?  You have?  Then you know that all those self-righteous Democrats on those investigative committees, people like Joe Lieberman, in tandem with Bubba, created the mess they're investigating!  It's a duplicate of the Democrat call for "campaign finance reform."  They wrote those laws, themselves,  following Watergate!  The hypocrisy goes beyond titanic. 
 

Next, he turned the White House into a campaign finance motel, selling nights in the Lincoln Bedroom for up to $20, 000 a pop.  This worked so well that he introduced "White House coffees" where people he didn't know could be photographed with him for a campaign donation, also in the thousands of dollars.  Some of these visitors were gun runners, some belonged to the mob, some had drug dealing backgrounds and quite a few were from foreign nations.  (It is against the law for a president to take campaign donations from a citizen of a foreign nation.)

Then, friends of his began to die.  More friends and associates of his died mysteriously while he was in office than during any other presidency.  Some, like Ron Brown of the Department of Commerce, died while flying planeloads of business people (the seats sold for campaign donations) here and there around the world.  Some died while incarcerated.  Some showed up as supposed suicides in  parks adjacent to Washington, D.C.  (Illustration found on Free Republic. Credit unknown.)

Who can forget the sight of Bubba standing there on the edge of the Grand Canyon while running for his second term?  You wondered who it was he had just pushed over the edge.  But, that isn't what he did.  He declared a big chunk of Utah was now a national park.  The press didn't bother to find out why.  Here's why.  There's coal underneath that park.  Low sulfur coal.  The second largest deposit in the world.  Why, you ask, would he do that?

For campaign donations, of course.

The other large deposit of low sulfur coal in the world is in Indonesia.  Some friends of Bubba's own it .  Ever hear of the Lippo Bank (and real estate company)?  How about James T. Riady? 
 
 

Because our coal couldn't be mined, and the Riady coal could, that meant gigantic bucks for them from the Chinese, who were building the world's largest low sulfur coal burning power plant.  They were very grateful to Bubba.  It is said that great bags of sequentially numbered money orders signed by people who were dead turned up at the back door of the White House -- delivered by Asian friends of Bubba's that go all the way back to his days as governor of Arkansas. Does the name John Huang ring a bell?
 
 

Then, of course, there was the matter of Loral, Bubba's largest corporate campaign donor, and the transfer of certain missile technology from the protection of the Defense Department to salable status in the Commerce Department.  Now, when Bubba comes to Portland, we do not have to fear the subsequent improvements in the target accuracy and MIRV capabilities of the new Chinese ICBMs, which during his presidency extended their range from the West Coast of the U.S. to Chicago..  They don't bomb their friends. (Illus:top, Long March rocket with space capsule. Bottom CSS ICBM)
 

What a president he was!  He bombed WWII allies on behalf of the KLA, at the time officially (State Dept.)  listed as a terrorist organization linked to Osama bin Ladin, and the second-largest supplier of illegal drugs to Europe.  (In fact, when the Sudan offered Osama bin Ladin to the U.S. on a plate, he turned down the deal!  That's right.  The same Osama bin Ladin who later sent the men to take down the World Trade Center.  Clinton let him go.)

What a president!  He supervised the massacre of U.S. citizens at Waco, Texas.  He supervised the massacre of U.S. Marines in Africa.  He supervised the American military action in Haiti, which is now the same dirty, crime-ridden pile of corruption it was in the first place.

What a president!  During his terms of office the most experienced and dedicated people in the military retired or refused to re-enlist, all out of sheer disgust with his incompetence.  The parents of Eagle Scouts refused to accept completion certificates for their sons if Bubba's signature was on them.  He lied under oath to a court of law, subsequently being fined by a federal judge for doing it, and suffering the loss of his law license for five years -- yet the Democrats in the Senate to a man and a woman voted to let him off scot free!

And, in the end, he finished with a flair.  Mysterious last minute pardons, some to MidEast terrorist types, a blizzard of executive orders, the memory of an administration that during it's last years in office did not submit a single legislative idea to congress and the long shadow of his pettiness, including boxes full of FBI files on political enemies, the dirt of multiple visits by Yassir Arafat and every Hollywood leftist worth more than ten bucks. 

Never in the history of this country have we had a  more immoral, lying, duplicitous piece of scum residing in the people's house.  And, he's coming to Portland to make a speech, have dinner with and generate campaign funds for Bill Bradbury and other Oregon Democrats.  The graphic below links to Bradbury's campaign site.

Bubba represents Oregon Values & Oregon Families?  We think not.  Here's what he represents.  Clinton Memorial   We just can't help wondering if Bill Bradbury thought this one out before he agreed to it.  You'd think that by the time a man reaches his age he would have learned that when you lay down with pigs, you get up with stink.
 

Join in the festivities

Postscript in an email from Jayne Carroll.

And this is a man who Bradley wants to affiliate with in his campaign...as I said on the air, can you imagine if Gordon Smith resurrected Nixon to do a fundraiser for him or invited Bob Packwood to host an event endorsing Smith, how the media would condemn Smith from here to the New York Times?  Packwood never raped anyone and Nixon wasn't impeached, but the outrage would be over the top if Smith did such a thing.  

And do you notice there is no public outcry or editorial concern about the additional expenses a Clinton visit will incur to the City?  Yet, there was plenty of all of the above when Bush (on official business) and later Chaney (on campaign business) graced our fair city.  Ann Coulter is right!

© 2002 Oregon Magazine  Some graphics are links to their source.