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June 3, 2002, ABC, (around 4:30 A.M.) Elaine Cho and John Yang, are not suprisingly people of Asian descent. This morning, they demonstrated the disadvantage of network hiring based on affirmative action principles. As all know, there has been a prevalent, dominating political bias operating in the Big Media in the past few years. News has been tyrranized by a legion of Asian conservatives. To make up for that, the only Asian anchors and reporters the big media will hire now are liberals. They get on camera, or write something for the New York Times or the Washington Post, and leave the nation's news fans with the entirely false impression that Asians are genetically inferior to a sea slug.

(A quick aside: With the exception of some comments by the Oregonian's Jonathan "St." Nicolas, there has for more than a year been a complete blackout in the Oregon media concerning the existence of Oregon Magazine. Because of our spectacular circulation growth we are the biggest media story in the state. But, they have maintained a silence about us as deep as Pravda's concerning the Gulag during the Stalinist Era. This is due to the fact that we continually expose their ignorance and bias. But, should they slip and accidentally comment on the above text, they will eliminate everything before and after "Asians are genetically inferior."

(Those who haven't read this actual column will thus be left with the impression that I am a racist. This is known as "selective editing," and is common practice by the mainstream media on all levels in America. Another term for this process is "taking a quote out of context." I do not take such things personally, because I am compassionate to the intellectually-challenged. But, just so you understand exactly where I'm coming from, all the editors and reporters on the ABC morning news, national and local, of European, African, Asian or any other descent, tall or short, male or female, homosexual or heterosexual, are genetically inferior to a sea slug.)

Cho and Yang (sounds like a Vegas comedy team, doesn't it?) harmed the image of the Asian race this morning by reporting about The Vast Bush Conspiracy To Avoid Resposibility For Arab Hijackers Flying Stolen Airliners Into the World Trade Center Towers.

Was it just two weeks ago that they said George knew it was going to happen and didn't do anything about it? Was it just a few days ago that they said the FBI knew it was going to happen and didn't do anything about it? Well, since those two charges didn't stick to the wall (Bush's poll ratings remain historically astronomical), this morning, we learned that the CIA knew it was going to happen and didn't do anything about it.

The problem with these theories is that even though according to all the Big Media types George Bush is so stupid that he has to be reinformed each morning about which one is the fork and which one is the knife, he is heading a coverup so spectacularly crafty that all the Big Media types working together can't nail him on it.

Most spectacular of all is how in the year after he was elected he managed to turn the brilliant Clinton intelligence and enforcment agencies into drooling lout-repositories that allowed it all to happen by ignoring memos from female agents. Considering that Bush left in charge of some of these agencies the very people installed by Clinton, accomplishing the complete destruction of the system in that time is like running a three minute mile -- an amazing accomplishment for a president with an IQ of two on his good days.

I wonder. Do you think Bush may have tricked them into believing he is a congenital dunce? We know for a fact that he never told them that he has an MBA from Harvard, which according to the media types referred to here is the best university in America. Yes, that has to be it. He has misled them from the first by not telling them that he has a Masters degree from the best university in America.

Talk about sneaky, devious, mean-spirited conservatives.

(Note: the full text of our previous commentary on the media's 911 Bush Bash is Our Media Heroes, and is linked on the Media Moments page.