What a pleasure it is, sitting here, working on the February issue of Oregon Magazine, and watching Fuzzy Zoeller give bad putting advice to Arnold Palmer in the Senior Skins Game. His constant banter is infusing the event with a wonderful sense of humor.
   We hear K-Mart declared bankruptcy, yesterday. It's a shame.  They are an obvious victim of terminal PC. Once more we see that what goes around comes around. 
   John Saunders is running the ABC sports desk, and is giving us the Mobile update during the breaks  John doesn't look all that happy, today.  Perhaps he's thinking of the Big Faux Paus.  I'm sure you all recall the horrid day when he confidently predicted the impending defeat of the pathetic Oregon Ducks by the unbeatable Colorado Buffalos.
     Obviously, he didn't know ducks eat buffalos for lunch and fried chicken for dinner.  Fuzzy likes collard greens with his fried chicken. 
     It is a pleasure to see you back, Fuzz. In fact, it's a southern fried delight.  (LL)

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