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E-RFD: For Those of  "a Certain Age"
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Sent in by KB7SYY  
 
I  came across this phrase yesterday: "FENDER SKIRTS," a  term I haven't
heard in a long time.  Thinking  about  "fender skirts" started me thinking  about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice like "curb  feelers."  And  "steering knobs." (AKA) suicide knob
(ED; Aha! That's the one we always wondered about !!)
 
Since  I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that  direction first.
Any  kids will probably have to find some elderly person over 50 (ED: "of a certain age") to  explain some of these terms to  you.   "Continental kits," for example.  They  were rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that were
supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln  Continental.  
 
For another one, when  did we quit calling it the "emergency brake?"   At   some point "parking brake" became the proper term. But I miss the hint of  drama that went with "emergency brake."  I'm sad, too, that almost all  the old folks are gone who would call the accelerator the "foot  feed."   They were  the kids who could wait at the street for daddy to come home, so they could ride the "running board" up to the house. (ED: Some nanny government 
agency would put a stop to that if there were running boards, today.)

A legion of lost terms

"Coast  to coast" is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and  now  means almost nothing. Now we take the term "world wide" for  granted   This floors me.   On a  smaller scale, "wall-to-wall" was once a magical term in  our  homes. In the '50s, everyone covered his or her hardwood floors  with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting!  Today, everyone replaces their  wall-to-wall  carpeting with hardwood floors. 

Go  figure. 

Most  of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure-'60s word I  came across the other day - "rat fink." Ooh, what a nasty  put-down!  Here's
a word I miss - "percolator." That was just a fun word to say. And  what was it replaced with? "Coffee maker."  How dull.  Mr. Coffee, I  blame you for  this. 

I  miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so modern and now sound so retro. Words like "DynaFlow" (ED: a Buick transmission) and  "Electrolux." (ED: Once synonymous with "vacuum cleaner.")   Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, "Now with SpectraVision!" 

(Medical food  for thought - Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago?  Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe that's what castor oil cured,  because I never hear mothers threatening kids with castor oil anymore.) 

Some  words aren't gone, of course, but just find themselves on the  endangered species list. The one that grieves me most "supper."  Now, everybody says "dinner."  I think we should all join the effort to Save a Great
Word !!  How?  Invite someone to supper. "At table" we can all discuss 
fender  skirts

ED: God only knows who was the original author of this complaint. See Bybee (who is another HAM who sends us stuff)  for a variation on the theme. This particular version came to us from a Vietnam vet named John, an amateur radio buddy of ours, who lives south of Forest Grove.  
 

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