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| E-RFD: Idiot Sightings
Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:10:43 EST From: Winstonone@aol.com Three people tell their stories:
(2) This happened in Birmingham , Alabama. The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS . (3) When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi STAY ALERT! They walk among us ... and the scary part is that they VOTE and REPRODUCE
and our enemies know it!!!
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