1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country.
4. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country, from LA
5. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country
6. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country
7. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is
a country or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all
that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are
handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal
aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.
8. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.
9. The National Enquirer is read by people who don't know what country they're in, except that Oprah Winfrey is president.
10. The Portland Oregonian is read by people who don't know what a country is.