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| The Land of Milk and
Honey
by Larry Leonard For what profiteth a man that he gain the whole
world but
The Earth does not belong to Man. Man belongs to the Earth - Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce Nobel Laureate Ojukwu Mbabwe, PhD, astrophysics, PhD, chemistry, the discoverer of the Uhuru particle and inventor of the machine that utiized it to allow faster than light space travel, was the richest individual in human history. He didn't look like either type. Scientists are supposed to be disheveled, distracted people. Rich men wear thousand dollar Italian silk suits. Not Mbabwe. He looked like an Olympic runner. A long,
lean man with the intense eyes of the athlete, he favored blue jeans, open
white shirts and inexpensive sports jackets. He had no body rings,
no tattoos and no dashika. Some American white people didn't like
him because he wasn't white enough, and some American black people didn't
like him because he wasn't black enough.
He continued studying the planet while sipping a rare and very expensive liqueur made from the fruit of a nearly extinct North African palm. It was produced at a winery owned by friends of his on the Slave Coast. He had visited the facility only once. Expecting an oasis on the verge of a sea of dunes he had instead found a large glass greenhouse situated in the industrial section of a metropolis that stretched as far as the eye could see. Virtually all the faces he saw there were black like his, but their bodies were clothed in garb he saw every day in New York. The only image he found there of the Africa he had imagined was a giant ceramic mosaic in the foyer. The scene of camels and lions, baobab trees and grassy
plains brimming with wild herds was a duplicate of a tapestry that had
hung in his grandmother's living room, and now had a place of honor in
his office.. As a child he had loved that scene and had committed
every element of it to memory.
Sitting now in the lavishly appointed owner's cabin of his space yacht, Saint Albert, he mentally ticked off the attributes of this newly discovered Draco Sector planet from orbit. There was just one major continent. The equator ran right through the middle of it, as was proper to his mind on a world canted 18 degrees to the plane of the ecliptic.. The rest of the planet was essentially a series of mostly submerged volcanoes whose tops jutted out of the sea Island groups and archipeligos were everywhere. There was one rather large island that reminded him of Greenland in the opposing hemisphere . A little too small to call a continent even though geologists did.. It ran north and south from the northern mid-lattitudes. It was beautiful, this planet, though like
his grandmother's tapestry wasn't good for anything but looking at.
Very little in the way of metals. No petroleum deposits. Out
of the main commerce lanes. It just hung there pretty.
"We requre one million metric tonnes of the metal
you call gold," said the Pythagorean ambassador. For some reason,
the ship's computerized translator turned the crustacean's mandible clicks
into an upper-caste British accent. It stunk of white superiority,
and so irritated Mbabwe.
II "I am sorry, Mr. Mbabwe," said the president of the
United States, "but, Fort Knox is not yours to use. It belongs to
the people."
"I am terribly sorry, sir," said the president
of the United States, "but I will not do it. It's too much. Too much.
I will veto any move made in Congress to help you, and if my veto is overturned,
will as Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces declare martial law and
close down them, and you."
"You won't have a second term you traitorous little bastard," he said viciously, reaching for the switch on the video phone and closing it with an angry swipe of his hand. III "You can't buy that much gold on the open market, boss," said his chief financial officer, Merrill Lynch. He was an economist. A brilliant number cruncher. But, like all honkies, he didn't have a soul. Mbabwe had picked up the man in a corporate merger years before. He had been the CEO of a giant investment company. It pleased Mbabwe to have a white multi-millionaire for a servant. The odd thing about Merrill Lynch was that he didn't act like a servant. Though Mbabwe owned every corporation in Merrill's portfolio, and could with a single phone call reduce the honkie's family to living in an Appalachian trailer park, he still spoke to Mbabwe as though they were almost equals. Ironically, that was why his family hadn't been driven into bankruptcy. There is no joy in gratuitously crushing a man who doesn't take it personally. "You are saying that it's like Sisyphus."
"That's right, boss. The more you buy, the
higher the price will go and the less money you'll have. Not only
that, but you will transfer your cash to the people who hold the dwindling
supply. There must come a time when the two forces balance in a case
like this."
He watched Merrill leave. He was a hard man to hate.
So damned honest and loyal. Mbabwe didn't like the fact that he liked
Merrill. He began regathering his hate. Honkies were frail
humans. Fragile in strong sunlight. They lacked physical grace.
Bony, awkward things, or giant soft balls of lard. How in hell had
a weak race like them come to dominate the Earth?
IV "I want to know what his next move is," said
the president of the United States.
"Why does he want that planet?"
"Set up shop? Run his businesses from there?"
The president stared at him for a short while, obviously
waiting for the explanation. When he realized Merril had said as
much as he was going to, he punched a button on a desk phone. A voice
said, "Yes sir?"
V The two men, one white and one black stood on the
shore of the lake. Off to the west, the marge stretched across a
grassy plain to some low hills, beyond which in the far distance was a
great mountain. Its lower flanks were covered with trees, but above
the treeline it wore a mantle of snow. Pure, white snow.
A lion rumbled in the tall grass off to the
south somewhere. Not long before it had lived in a cage. The
black man pointed at the mountain. "There were sixteen snow leopards
left on Earth," he said. "I put six of them up there. One day
I will climb up and see how they are doing."
"Goodby, my friend," said the black man. "You
saw it before I did. My anger was in the way. Here are my last
instructions before I set you free. If the Indians want the northern
continent, give it to them. Now, go and tame your universe."
(C) 2002 Larry Leonard |
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