E-RFD: A Horse's (backside)
Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:06:06 EDT
From: Winstonone@aol.com
Does the statement, "We've always done it like that" ring any
bells?
The US standard railroad gauge
(distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly
odd number. Why was that gauge used?
Because that's the way they built
them in England, and English expatriates built the U.S. Railroads. Why
did the English build them like that? Because the first rail
lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways,
and that's the gauge they used. Why did "they" use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools
that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.
Okay! Why did the wagons have
that particular odd wheel spacing?
Well, if they tried to use any
other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance
roads in England, because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.
So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first
long distance roads in Europe (and England) for their legions. The
roads have been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the
initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their
wagon wheels. (Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were
all alike in the matter of wheel spacing.)
The United States standard railroad
gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications
for an Imperial Roman war chariot, and bureaucracies live forever.
So the next time you are handed a specification and wonder what horse's
ass came up with it, you may be exactly right, because the Imperial Roman
army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the back
ends of two war horses.
Now, the twist to the story
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting
on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides
of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs.
The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory at Utah. The engineers
who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but
the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site.
The railroad line from the factory
happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains. The SRBs had to
fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad
track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide
as two horses' behinds. So, a major Space Shuttle design feature
of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was
determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's
butt.
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